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If Barack Obama and Peter Griffin switched places, I don't think anyone would notice.

#194 (1) - Nov 6, 2009 04:17 PM by Anonymous - X - Other - OMG, For Real! (9) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

#164 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 04:25 PM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (9) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

When I was a kid my father sat me down and showed me pictures of why I should wear a condom. The funny thing is they were all pictures of me. I hate my dad.

#166 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 08:08 PM by Anonymous - I Hate My Parents - OMG, For Real! (9) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#152 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 08:06 AM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (8) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today, in the car my daughter asked me when was the 1st time i had sex i answered 16 being honest, my daughter is 14 years old and she replied "beat you to it" that was her way to tell me that she's pregnant FML

#179 (0) - Nov 6, 2009 08:12 AM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (7) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today I went to play Videogames and my controller was missing. I went to ask my older sister if she has seen it and she had it, but she was not using it to play videogames. FML.

#238 (1) - Nov 9, 2009 07:19 AM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (6) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

I told my stepmom that my dad said i should go out for basketball. She looked at me and said, "why? your not gonna make the team." this is proof that shes a terrible stepmom. I hate her.

#260 (0) - Nov 10, 2009 09:30 AM by Anonymous - I Hate My Parents - OMG, For Real! (6) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader.

#161 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 12:55 PM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (6) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

So I was wearing my favorite pair of jeans today and my dad says "Your camel toe is showing". I hate my parents.

#11 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 02:39 PM by Anonymous - I Hate My Parents - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

When do you think you'll be getting off today?

#28 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 05:28 PM by Anonymous - Out of Context - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

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