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  <title>today i was at work and i just went to bathroom at</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i was at work and i just went to bathroom at work and i turned around and looked at my butt in the mirror like girls tend to do and i realized that there is a huge hole in the ass of my pants and i am wearing a thong so my booty is peekin f my life<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 17-11-2009<br>Category: F My Life<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>what is beethoven doing in his coffin right now d</title>
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    <![CDATA[what is beethoven doing in his coffin right now decomposing <br><br>By: lienmif<br />on 17-11-2009<br>Category: Corny Jokes<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title> whats the difference between ignorance and apath</title>
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    <![CDATA[ whats the difference between ignorance and apathy i dont know and i dont care <br><br>By: nanettedos<br />on 16-11-2009<br>Category: Corny Jokes<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>what do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain g</title>
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    <![CDATA[what do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain ghouloshes <br><br>By: christinim<br />on 12-11-2009<br>Category: Corny Jokes<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>whats the difference between an oral thermometer </title>
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    <![CDATA[whats the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer the taste <br><br>By: evangelinahaj<br />on 11-11-2009<br>Category: Corny Jokes<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>i told my stepmom that my dad said i should go out</title>
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    <![CDATA[i told my stepmom that my dad said i should go out for basketball she looked at me and said quotwhy your not gonna make the teamquot this is proof that shes a terrible stepmom  i hate her<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 10-11-2009<br>Category: I Hate My Parents<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>today i came home from school early cos i felt il</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i came home from school early cos i felt ill i saw my mum had changed my sheets and got into bed with some toast and chocolate spread as i did this i dropped the toast on the bed smearing chocolate all over the cover now it looks like i shat myself fml<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 10-11-2009<br>Category: F My Life<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>katt williams was arrested early monday morning in</title>
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    <![CDATA[katt williams was arrested early monday morning in georgia and is being held on charges of burglary and criminal trespassing hes being held in coweta county jail and is set to face a judge today   httpwwwtmzcom20091109katt-williams-arrested-burglary-georgia<br><br>By: mh0825<br />on 09-11-2009<br>Category: Bizarre & Crazy News<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>today i went to play videogames and my controller </title>
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    <![CDATA[today i went to play videogames and my controller was missing i went to ask my older sister if she has seen it and she had it but she was not using it to play videogames fml<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 09-11-2009<br>Category: F My Life<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>if barack obama and peter griffin switched places</title>
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    <![CDATA[if barack obama and peter griffin switched places i dont think anyone would notice<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 06-11-2009<br>Category: X - Other<br>Yes Votes: 9 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>today in the car my daughter asked me when was th</title>
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    <![CDATA[today in the car my daughter asked me when was the 1st time i had sex i answered 16 being honest my daughter is 14 years old and she replied quotbeat you to itquot that was her way to tell me that shes pregnant fml<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 06-11-2009<br>Category: F My Life<br>Yes Votes: 9 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>when i was a kid my father sat me down and showed </title>
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    <![CDATA[when i was a kid my father sat me down and showed me pictures of why i should wear a condom the funny thing is they were all pictures of me  i hate my dad<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 05-11-2009<br>Category: I Hate My Parents<br>Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>when i die i want to go peacefully like my grandf</title>
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    <![CDATA[when i die i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep -- not screaming like the passengers in his car 
<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 05-11-2009<br>Category: Funny One Liners<br>Yes Votes: 9 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>better to be safe than punch a 5th grader</title>
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    <![CDATA[better to be safe than punch a 5th grader<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 05-11-2009<br>Category: Funny One Liners<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>today my good buddy of about two years set me up </title>
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    <![CDATA[today my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date i got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy my quotbuddyquot honestly thought i was gay fml<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 05-11-2009<br>Category: F My Life<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>lifersquos a bitch rsquocause if it was a slu</title>
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    <![CDATA[lifersquos a bitch rsquocause if it was a slut itrsquod be easy<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 05-11-2009<br>Category: Funny One Liners<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>men have two emotions hungry and horny if you se</title>
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    <![CDATA[men have two emotions hungry and horny if you see him without an erection make him a sandwich<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 05-11-2009<br>Category: Funny One Liners<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>having sex is like playing bridge if you dont ha</title>
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    <![CDATA[having sex is like playing bridge if you dont have a good partner youd better have a good hand<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-11-2009<br>Category: Funny One Liners<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>two peanuts were walking down the street one was </title>
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    <![CDATA[two peanuts were walking down the street one was a salted<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-11-2009<br>Category: Corny Jokes<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>q why dont lions play cards in the jungle  
a </title>
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    <![CDATA[q why dont lions play cards in the jungle  
a because theres too many cheetahs<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-11-2009<br>Category: Corny Jokes<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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