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Hey I'm really proud of you Brandon Spikes for your eye gouge and Ima let you finish but Moe from the three stooges had one of the best eye pokes of all time... just sayin'

#87 (0) - Nov 2, 2009 01:59 PM by Kanye West - X - Other - OMG, For Real! (4) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

Q: Why don't lions play cards in the jungle? A: Because there's too many cheetahs

#138 (0) - Nov 4, 2009 07:54 PM by Anonymous - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML

#16 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:42 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

I told my stepmom that my dad said i should go out for basketball. She looked at me and said, "why? your not gonna make the team." this is proof that shes a terrible stepmom. I hate her.

#260 (0) - Nov 10, 2009 09:30 AM by Anonymous - I Hate My Parents - OMG, For Real! (10) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

Just stick it in my box.

#27 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 05:27 PM by Anonymous - Out of Context - OMG, For Real! (4) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Life’s a bitch, ’cause if it was a slut, it’d be easy.

#157 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 11:27 AM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (8) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#152 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 08:06 AM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (8) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

So I was wearing my favorite pair of jeans today and my dad says "Your camel toe is showing". I hate my parents.

#11 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 02:39 PM by Anonymous - I Hate My Parents - OMG, For Real! (8) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

#158 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 11:32 AM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (6) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Today, in the car my daughter asked me when was the 1st time i had sex i answered 16 being honest, my daughter is 14 years old and she replied "beat you to it" that was her way to tell me that she's pregnant FML

#179 (0) - Nov 6, 2009 08:12 AM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (12) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

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