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Today, I hooked up with this hot chick. Went to company dinner to find out it was the VP's daughter. FML

#40 (0) - Oct 30, 2009 02:25 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (4)

The organizers of the Denver Gorilla Run say the 1,061 people ran 3.5 miles dressed as gorillas. That was enough to set a Guinness World Record for the most people in gorilla costume. http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7094293

#83 (0) - Nov 2, 2009 09:16 AM by Gorilla Costume Race - Bizarre & Crazy News - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

Today I was at work and I just went to bathroom at work and I turned around and looked at my butt in the mirror like girls tend to do and I realized that there is a HUGE HOLE in the ASS of my pants and I am wearing a thong so my booty is peekin. F My Life

#458 (2) - Nov 17, 2009 10:01 AM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (2) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML

#12 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:36 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML

#14 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:41 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

Didn't know I had it in me

#30 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 06:15 PM by Anonymous - Out of Context - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

Four Utah teenagers have been cited for disorderly conduct after they rapped their order at a McDonald's drive-through. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/6693556.html

#41 (0) - Oct 30, 2009 05:07 PM by Anonymous - Bizarre & Crazy News - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

If Barack Obama and Peter Griffin switched places, I don't think anyone would notice.

#194 (1) - Nov 6, 2009 04:17 PM by Anonymous - X - Other - OMG, For Real! (9) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

What do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain?!? GHOULOSHES!!!

#303 (0) - Nov 12, 2009 07:42 AM by christinim - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

So I was wearing my favorite pair of jeans today and my dad says "Your camel toe is showing". I hate my parents.

#11 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 02:39 PM by Anonymous - I Hate My Parents - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

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