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Today, I hooked up with this hot chick. Went to company dinner to find out it was the VP's daughter. FML

#40 (0) - Oct 30, 2009 02:25 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (5)

Today I was at work and I just went to bathroom at work and I turned around and looked at my butt in the mirror like girls tend to do and I realized that there is a HUGE HOLE in the ASS of my pants and I am wearing a thong so my booty is peekin. F My Life

#458 (2) - Nov 17, 2009 10:01 AM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (5)

Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML

#12 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:36 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (4)

If Barack Obama and Peter Griffin switched places, I don't think anyone would notice.

#194 (1) - Nov 6, 2009 04:17 PM by Anonymous - X - Other - OMG, For Real! (10) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (4)

What do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain?!? GHOULOSHES!!!

#303 (0) - Nov 12, 2009 07:42 AM by christinim - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (4)

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted

#139 (0) - Nov 4, 2009 07:56 PM by Anonymous - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

#140 (0) - Nov 4, 2009 08:18 PM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (6) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

When I was a kid my father sat me down and showed me pictures of why I should wear a condom. The funny thing is they were all pictures of me. I hate my dad.

#166 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 08:08 PM by Anonymous - I Hate My Parents - OMG, For Real! (12) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

The organizers of the Denver Gorilla Run say the 1,061 people ran 3.5 miles dressed as gorillas. That was enough to set a Guinness World Record for the most people in gorilla costume. http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7094293

#83 (0) - Nov 2, 2009 09:16 AM by Gorilla Costume Race - Bizarre & Crazy News - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? Decomposing.

#457 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 10:00 AM by lienmif - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

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