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Category: Corny Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? Decomposing.

#457 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 10:00 AM by lienmif - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

#429 (0) - Nov 16, 2009 12:18 PM by nanettedos - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (4) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

What do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain?!? GHOULOSHES!!!

#303 (0) - Nov 12, 2009 07:42 AM by christinim - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

#285 (0) - Nov 11, 2009 03:58 PM by evangelinahaj - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted

#139 (0) - Nov 4, 2009 07:56 PM by Anonymous - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Q: Why don't lions play cards in the jungle? A: Because there's too many cheetahs

#138 (0) - Nov 4, 2009 07:54 PM by Anonymous - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

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