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Category: Funny One Liners

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

#164 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 04:25 PM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (9) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader.

#161 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 12:55 PM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (6) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Life’s a bitch, ’cause if it was a slut, it’d be easy.

#157 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 11:27 AM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#152 (0) - Nov 5, 2009 08:06 AM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (8) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

#140 (0) - Nov 4, 2009 08:18 PM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

#137 (0) - Nov 4, 2009 07:50 PM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (4) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

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