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Today, I got my tax return. I was really excited. Turns out the government does take the time to send out a tax return for $1.36. FML

#18 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:46 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

#17 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:44 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML

#16 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:42 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (2) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML

#14 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:41 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

Today, I went on a first date with an employee from Sobey's who asked for my number while I was grocery shopping. We decided to each bring a friend. I brought my roommate. He brought his girlfriend. FML

#13 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:41 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (2) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML

#12 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:36 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (4)

So I was wearing my favorite pair of jeans today and my dad says "Your camel toe is showing". I hate my parents.

#11 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 02:39 PM by Anonymous - I Hate My Parents - OMG, For Real! (6) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

On the way to lunch I said come on to a friend and they replied "Don't come on me" So out of context.

#10 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 02:37 PM by Anonymous - Out of Context - OMG, For Real! (2) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

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