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#28 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 05:28 PM by Anonymous - Out of Context - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Just stick it in my box.

#27 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 05:27 PM by Anonymous - Out of Context - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

"I can't leave her behind alone!"

#26 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 05:23 PM by Anonymous - Out of Context - OMG, For Real! (2) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

A man was sentenced to two years of probation for sending sexually explicit Christmas cards of his ex-girlfriend to her relatives. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/6692192.html

#25 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 04:36 PM by NakedExGirlfriend - Bizarre & Crazy News - OMG, For Real! (2) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Police say a homeless man stole a live ferret by stuffing it in his pants. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/6692545.html

#24 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 04:34 PM by StolenFerret - Bizarre & Crazy News - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. I Hate My Job

#23 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 04:21 PM by Anonymous - I Hate My Job - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML

#22 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 04:15 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (2) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

I came home with an urge to masturbate and went right to the computer. My wife forgot to tell me that her parents were coming in that evening and walked right in on me. FML

#21 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:51 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (2) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today, I got a job at McDonald's because I've been really needing money. After work, I got some food with the Monopoly pieces. I completed the set for $5,000, but I can't claim it because I work for McDonald's. FML

#20 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:48 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today, I found out that, because i'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. I Hate My Job and FML

#19 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 03:47 PM by Anonymous - I Hate My Job - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

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