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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

#137 (0) - Nov 4, 2009 07:50 PM by Anonymous - Funny One Liners - OMG, For Real! (4) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Hey I'm really proud of you Brandon Spikes for your eye gouge and Ima let you finish but Moe from the three stooges had one of the best eye pokes of all time... just sayin'

#87 (0) - Nov 2, 2009 01:59 PM by Kanye West - X - Other - OMG, For Real! (4) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Whenever you think you're having a bad day just imagine this:you're a siamese twin.your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay...you're not.he has a date coming over tonight.you have only one butthole.

#84 (0) - Nov 2, 2009 10:10 AM by Anonymous - X - Other - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

The organizers of the Denver Gorilla Run say the 1,061 people ran 3.5 miles dressed as gorillas. That was enough to set a Guinness World Record for the most people in gorilla costume. http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7094293

#83 (0) - Nov 2, 2009 09:16 AM by Gorilla Costume Race - Bizarre & Crazy News - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

Brandon Spikes eye gouged GA running back at bottom of pile: http://www.titletownfl.com/florida-gator-football/2009/11/02/brandon-spikes-eye-gouge-against-georgia/

#82 (0) - Nov 2, 2009 09:14 AM by Brandon Spikes Eye Gouge - Bizarre & Crazy News - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

He went right up the middle of that gaping hole. OMGFR

#71 (0) - Nov 1, 2009 03:19 PM by Anonymous - Out of Context - OMG, For Real! (4) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Ask him how many times he's done it.

#42 (0) - Oct 30, 2009 05:16 PM by Anonymous - Out of Context - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Four Utah teenagers have been cited for disorderly conduct after they rapped their order at a McDonald's drive-through. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/6693556.html

#41 (0) - Oct 30, 2009 05:07 PM by Anonymous - Bizarre & Crazy News - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

Today, I hooked up with this hot chick. Went to company dinner to find out it was the VP's daughter. FML

#40 (0) - Oct 30, 2009 02:25 PM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (1) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (4)

Didn't know I had it in me

#30 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 06:15 PM by Anonymous - Out of Context - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

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