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Today I was at work and I just went to bathroom at work and I turned around and looked at my butt in the mirror like girls tend to do and I realized that there is a HUGE HOLE in the ASS of my pants and I am wearing a thong so my booty is peekin. F My Life

#458 (2) - Nov 17, 2009 10:01 AM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (2) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (3)

What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? Decomposing.

#457 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 10:00 AM by lienmif - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (4) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

#429 (0) - Nov 16, 2009 12:18 PM by nanettedos - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

What do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain?!? GHOULOSHES!!!

#303 (0) - Nov 12, 2009 07:42 AM by christinim - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (3) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

#285 (0) - Nov 11, 2009 03:58 PM by evangelinahaj - Corny Jokes - OMG, For Real! (4) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

I told my stepmom that my dad said i should go out for basketball. She looked at me and said, "why? your not gonna make the team." this is proof that shes a terrible stepmom. I hate her.

#260 (0) - Nov 10, 2009 09:30 AM by Anonymous - I Hate My Parents - OMG, For Real! (6) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Today, I came home from school early cos i felt ill, i saw my mum had changed my sheets and got into bed with some toast and chocolate spread, as i did this i dropped the toast on the bed smearing chocolate all over the cover, now it looks like i shat myself. FML

#259 (0) - Nov 10, 2009 09:17 AM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (4) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (1)

Katt Williams was arrested early Monday morning in Georgia and is being held on charges of burglary and criminal trespassing. He's being held in Coweta County jail and is set to face a judge today. : http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/09/katt-williams-arrested-burglary-georgia/

#242 (0) - Nov 9, 2009 12:06 PM by mh0825 - Bizarre & Crazy News - OMG, For Real! (5) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

Today I went to play Videogames and my controller was missing. I went to ask my older sister if she has seen it and she had it, but she was not using it to play videogames. FML.

#238 (1) - Nov 9, 2009 07:19 AM by Anonymous - F My Life - OMG, For Real! (6) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (0)

If Barack Obama and Peter Griffin switched places, I don't think anyone would notice.

#194 (1) - Nov 6, 2009 04:17 PM by Anonymous - X - Other - OMG, For Real! (9) - Big F*cking Deal, Who Cares (2)

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